Hey, Faggot:
OK, first off, those orgasms you’re having all by your lonesome aren’t “artificial.” They’re real. And if you can bring yourself off alone, you should be able to bring yourself off in the company of men. In fact, men would be good role models for you: Guys chase down their orgasms with a single-mindedness that you would do well to emulate. When a guy’s fucking you, he maneuvers his dick around until he’s getting rubbed just…so, and he keeps it up until he comes, right? When you masturbate, don’t you do the same–rub yourself just…so, until you get off? Well, assert yourself! Communicate to the boyfriend exactly what is required to get you off and demand he do it. You know what it takes, you give yourself orgasms all the time! Tell him how it’s done! Think of boyfriends not as people but as large, sweaty sex toys with hairy bodies and weak batteries. Pleasure yourself with his body–that’s what it’s there for! And isn’t that what he’s doing with your body? When a guy fucks you, he’s basically masturbating inside you, substituting your pussy for his fist. Well, substitute his face for your banister–turnabout is always fair play, right? If you masturbate humping pillows or going for long horseback rides, then treat his thigh like a pillow and his face like a saddle. Vibrator do the trick? Show him how to use it, guide his hands!
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I’m a sexually active male in my mid-20s and I have a problem that’s been really messing with my mind and my whole outlook on my sexual future/relationships. Every time I have intercourse with a woman, I can never reach an orgasm. But when I masturbate, I spew streams. Is this some mental dysfunction of mine, or is it that the women I’ve been with just can’t satisfy me? I desperately need to cure this problem, for I do plan to marry and have children. I find myself masturbating every day now, wondering if it’s all in “the stroke.” What advice/techniques can you give that may cure my ill? –Can’t Cum With You
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