Hey, Faggot:
Hey, BU:
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As for steppin’ out for the head you deserve–sure thing, go for it. Your husband sounds like the type who’d rather be cheated on than pestered for sex. Find yourself a hot number around your own age with a tongue that won’t quit. Then take out a large life-insurance policy on the box of rocks you married, encourage him to take up drinking and driving, and keep your fingers crossed.
He says he doesn’t like the way it tastes. On one occasion he said, “I won’t eat something that tastes like chicken and smells like fish.” One time, however, when he was insanely drunk, he went down on me, and it was glorious!
No person, not even a bisexual person, can sleep with a married man who won’t sleep with her. It is not up to the rest of the world to avoid having sex with your husband because he’s a “married man”; it’s up to your husband to avoid having sex with the rest of the world, especially if his partner–you–values monogamy, commitment, exclusivity, and the rest of those tired old relationship-exploding land mines. Your anger with the girl is misplaced. He cheated on you, she didn’t. Avenge yourself on him and leave her out of it.
Hey, PS:
