Hey, Faggot:

Hey, H:

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If being attracted to men unconvinced that flatulence = high comedy qualifies as a “psychological problem,” then you and I would be well-advised to start a support group. You are not alone in being attracted to men in touch with what for too long has been mislabeled their “femin-inity.” I say “mislabeled” because thus labeling good table manners, reasonable personal hygiene, the having of feelings, and the willpower not to let big ol’ farts rip whenever nature calls has created a tremendous disincentive for insecure straight boys to acquire these various and sundry social graces. If all those things are feminine, then being masculine pretty much requires one to eat like a pig, smell bad, feel nothing, and fart lots.

Since porno flicks became available, I have perhaps watched thousands of them. One thing I note is that guys rarely play and/or suck on gals’ breasts. It seems most guys head for the final act without even noticing gals’ breasts. Why should gals be so concerned about their breast image, as most are, when their breasts are often neglected in lovemaking? –Curious

Unfortunately, with these women, nipple stimulation does not have the same effect. Initially it makes me hard, but it fails to do much after a short while. If this is only a case of learning bad habits by having solo sex, how can I retrain my body, especially when I still enjoy jerking off and it’s most fun if I touch my nipples? The women thought it was about how they looked, and I’m starting to get frustrated, because I never had this problem before.

And while we’re on the subject of tits: