Hey, Faggot:

Hey, KK:

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The boyfriend knows what happened. Maybe he’s convinced himself that, since you were so drunk, you have no idea what happened. Ass and pussy are very different sensations, and any guy too drunk to tell the difference is too drunk to get it up. So he knows. There’s probably a letter from him in my stack of unopened mail asking how to approach you: “My girlfriend was so drunk, she had no idea I was fucking her in the ass. She’s the last person in the world who would want to have anal sex. How do I tell her?” Whether he’ll be into a repeat, I can’t say. You’ll either have to ask him yourself or send me his phone number and I’ll ask him for you. Or, hey, you could just slip his dick back in your ass next time you want to have butt sex. Then, while he’s fucking your butt, ask him what he thinks of anal sex. If he acts disgusted by the idea, look him deep in the eyes as he’s fucking you in the ass and say, “But honey, you’re fucking my ass right now.”

  1. When a man and a woman engage in anal sex without condoms, what is the risk of the man getting an infection, and what type, if any?

  2. If the woman you’re butt fucking sans condom has a sexually transmitted disease–rectal gonorrhea, nongonococcal urethritis, syphilis, herpes, warts, HIV–odds are good to pretty good you’ll have it too by the time you pull out. If you have any doubts about your partner’s health or rectitude, use a condom. And, hey, there’s an added bonus to condom use: if your dick is smeared with feces when you pull it out of her ass, the shit will be on the condom, not on your dick. Lift the base of the condom off your dick, slowly turn it inside out, and voila! Clean dick!

  3. Am I unusual?

Hey, ITD: