Hey, Faggot:
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Could sleeping in the same bed with his frigid mother be contributing to his sexual dysfunction? Is this situation totally weird and screwed up? Or am I just reading pop-Freudian significance into a perfectly innocent scenario?
–Too Close for Comfort
I’m a breeder boy that’s miserably in love with my brother’s girlfriend. I love every particle of her being: her scent, her voice, her personality, soul…everything. I think about her constantly and can’t get her out of my mind.
Does your brother’s girlfriend consider you her soul mate? Or was she diddling her boyfriend’s cute younger brother on the side for the thrill of it, and had to call it off when younger brother’s feelings started messing the sex up? If it’s the latter, well, move and get over it. If it’s the former, if she loves you back, I have a plan of action for you.
My breeder friend has been seeing a bi-curious boy three years her younger and it’s driving me nuts. She is constantly calling to tell me that she is about to break up with him because his eye is always wandering towards his ex. But she never really follows through. Until last week, when she actually surprised everyone and dumped his sorry ass. Yesterday, he came crawling back, charming the panties off her, begging for forgiveness. And it’s working. She is contemplating dating him again, but I think she can do better. I’ve tried everything I can to break them up, including throwing myself at her boyfriend, but to no avail. What can I do to give this girl a stronger backbone?
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