Hey, Faggot:
Hey, N:
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Always happy to promote healthy attitudes about vaginal discharge and fragrance. While some twat-shy breeder boys cry “fish” out of sheer cunniphobia, there are indeed instances where the woman in question does have an actual honest-to-goodness odor problem. Ladies: if your boyfriend adored eating out his last five girlfriends but won’t get near your pussy without a snorkel, maybe the problem is yours. So go to the doc and demand some of that BV-bustin’ metronidazole which, according to a brochure Nancy was kind enough to enclose, “can be administered by mouth (i.e. tablets) or intravaginally.” Intravaginally is brochure-speak for “take this and stick it in your pussy.”
To even give them credit, the actors do it like this because film requires big motions. Even if they show a masturbating woman, she’s sawing away at her crotch–a thing that would hurt like hell but not make you come! In reality, those exquisite motions that produce the elusive female orgasm are fairly subtle.
Could you please refrain from bashing entire ethnic groups in your column? I refer to your recent comment that Germans are “Aryan rat bastards” who wear jackboots. Your being a member of a group that is commonly demonized and stereotyped, I would have thought better of you. You should bone up on German history. You might be surprised to find out that it didn’t start in 1933. –BB
–Conscious Human Being
My first time was 14 years ago, when the woman I was then seeing propped me up on my knees, and with her tongue went to town on my asshole while stroking my cock at the same time. Needless to say, within five to ten seconds I came into her hand. I have been a devotee of rimming from that day since. Unfortunately, she and I went our separate ways (she was married). Ever since, I have been trying to find another woman who loves having her ass eaten out and would love to eat out my ass too. Some women I was with enjoyed having it done, others would pull away. Sometimes I was even lucky enough to have someone accommodate me for a little while, but they were never too crazy about it. I think it’s similar to the way oral-genital sex was viewed 30 years ago. I don’t think Love My Ass Eaten Out is abnormal, as I think the anus is the most neglected erogenous zone on both males and females.
