Hey, Faggot:
Our first sessions weren’t very successful, until he told me the incredible magic secret no one had ever told me: You can stop when you get tired! You don’t have to set your jaw and suck him till he comes. Try long licks up the shaft, sucking the balls, a little hand-job action. When you’re ready, dive back in there with your mouth. Do something for as long as it’s fun, and switch when it isn’t!
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You came down pretty hard on the woman who doesn’t give head, and anyone else who doesn’t like oral sex. Did you know that HIV is 8,000 times more likely to pass by means of penis-to-mouth than penis-to-anus? Yes. Scientists just figured out that this was, and still is, the easiest way to catch the AIDS virus. This information was released this June and printed in Time, Newsweek, and other publications.
The study supposedly demonstrating that oral sex is riskier than anal intercourse was done on monkeys. “It was a simian immunodeficiency virus [SIV] study–we’re talking about monkeys and Q-Tips here, not people and genitals,” said Daniel Wolfe of Gay Men’s Health Crisis. At the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute in Boston, seven macaque monkeys were administered oral doses of SIV, and of those seven, six became infected. The monkey killers at Dana-Farber also discovered that oral doses 6,000 times less potent than the anal doses resulted in infected monkeys.
When you bear in mind that the means by which the monkeys in question were infected (Q-Tips) are markedly different than the means by which humans are usually infected (sex), it becomes more difficult to draw fatuous Time magazine conclusions. Now, if it were possible to train one group of uninfected monkeys to give infected monkeys blow jobs, while another group of infected monkeys butt fucked yet another group of uninfected monkeys, then we might be able to say that, yes, this study shows that oral exposure to HIV is riskier, or less risky, than anal exposure. But I don’t think Jesse Helms will allow the federal government to create simian sodomites so we can better advise Homo sapiens sodomites on the relative risks of blow jobs and butt fucking–so for the time being, we can’t definitely rank the risks.
You constantly reinforce the misconception that butt fucking is synonymous with gay sex. While some gay men engage in butt fucking, all gay men engage in oral cock sucking. Please set the record straight on this with your straight readers, Dan.
