Hey, Faggot:
The only risk you’re running, actually, is the means to your end: specifically, that shower-attachment anal doucher. You need to be very careful about the amount of water pressure you’re putting on your guts; you don’t wanna burst ’em. While those cyborg-douche shower attachments look dramatic, they’re not the safest way to get water up your butt. Low-tech enema bags are easier to control, and you’re not going to bump the faucet and increase the pressure accidentally.
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Here’s what my old pal, Dr. Barak Gaster, had to say: “Yuck.” After assuring him that entertaining your question isn’t the same thing as endorsing your interests–don’t I know it–he went on to say this: “Well, um…urine is pretty sterile. Unless someone has a urinary-tract infection, there is almost never bacteria in urine. There is a question of whether the waste products, such as urea, would irritate the rectal mucosa. But other than that, it’s probably no big deal. It’s not a ‘safe sex’ practice: the HIV load in urine is pretty low, but the virus is present [in the urine of HIV-infected persons]. Unfortunately, there’s probably no randomized control trial on this subject.”
We don’t wanna have to work during sex.–Wait!
I have a question about Jane Austen and gay sex. According to a friend, there is a connection. He said that among gay men, a book by Austen placed prominently by the bed is a signal that the book’s owner is willing to be, if you will, the penetrate; no such novel by the bedside and he prefers to be the penetrator. Was my friend full of it, or is this literary signal game a part of real life? –Curious
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