Hey, Faggot:
So, it goes like this: “Last night I masturbated to Jeff Stryker’s latest, at home, on my boyfriend, but I was thinking of you the whole time–it was you I was masturbating about.”
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I’m a 27-year-old straight girl with an orgasm problem. Orgasms are great, and I can definitely have them with myself, and sometimes with others, but I had a bad experience with an old boyfriend. If it took “too long” to make me come, he would get frustrated and angry with me and claim that I didn’t love him enough. I never knew what his frustration threshold was, so I got nervous and it was harder to come, so I ended up saying that it didn’t matter, that it felt good anyway and he shouldn’t bother. He didn’t. I dumped him.
Hey, PG:
Hey, GTS:
Hey, DTB:
DF’s letter was in response to some advice I gave, and I was unable to run it for a number of reasons: it was too long, it was too late, and it was too clueless. I run responses when they’re timely, when I think they have some merit, and when I have the space. Including a threatening postscript, or an if-you-had-any-balls-you’d-run-my-letter sign-off–as so many of my dear readers do–doesn’t factor in to the equation. A threat will not move you to the front of the queue. If it did, I would run nothing but letters that included threats, which would get very dull very quickly.
