Hey, Faggot:
Your desire not to be “one of those guys women complain about all the time” is commendable, but would be more so if you’d bothered to educate yourself about women’s bodies and women’s orgasms before you started fucking women. News flash: Most women are unable to “have an orgasm via intercourse alone.” Why is this? Because the business end of her clitoris, which plays as central a role in her sexual pleasure as the head of the cock plays in yours, is located outside and above the vagina, not inside it. Are you with me? The clitoris is not a joy buzzer resting at the top of the vaginal canal. It doesn’t matter how hard your dick is, how big your dick is, or how far in her you manage to get it (OK, those things do matter, but for the sake of this argument, they don’t)–the clit’s the thing!
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Now, imagine after you asked for some much-deserved direct stimulation, your girlfriend recoils in horror, insisting that all her previous boyfriends could climax from indirect dick-nudging alone. “What is wrong with you?” she asks. Knowing boys, you spin on your heel, tell her she’s full of shit–delusional in fact–and that all of her previous boyfriends were liars. And you dump her ass. You wouldn’t settle for indirect stimulation, would you? So why on earth should your girlfriends?
