Hey, Faggot:
Just because someone goes out on a couple of dates does not mean they owe you anything, least of all an explanation, should they decide that, no, they’re not interested in pursuing things further. Some Communication Queens think the courteous, healthy, functional thing to do is call, at least (sob) call, so as not to leave the dumped party hanging. CQs would also have us believe that someone who neglects to call you after one or two dates, thus denying you “closure,” has outrageously abused you.
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Well, bullshit. Nonverbal communication (no phone call=no thanks) is as valid as verbal (“No thanks”=no thanks). And anyone who’s ever gotten a call from a casual date explaining in unnecessary detail just exactly why they don’t want to see you again knows that thanks-but-no-thanks calls are infinitely more aggravating and, in their own underhanded way, more abusive than simply not hearing from the person again.
One night last week I was having sex with my girlfriend when something happened which neither one of us have any idea exactly what occurred. She was lying on the corner end of my bed on her stomach and her feet were planted firmly on the hardwood floor. Supporting myself with my arms on the bed and my feet on the floor, I was in a standing position, thrusting deeper than I had ever penetrated inside her vagina. Near the height of this act, a sudden stream of odorless, clear liquid projected from her, soaking a one-square-foot area of the bed and also wetting my underwear and pants, which were around my ankles. Afterward, I asked her what that was, and she didn’t even realize it had happened!
It wasn’t the intensity of your girlfriend’s orgasm that resulted in the squirts (though intensity never hurts), but out-of-the-ordinary pressure placed on your girlfriend’s p-gland (aka “the G-spot”) due to, perhaps, the position you were in coupled with the vigor of your thrusting. Why you’ve been unable to repeat may have something to do with where the gland is: inside and up, not in a place easily reached by regular ol’ vaginal intercourse–you may have been lucky that one time. Combine your orgasm-inducing cunnilingus skills with a little finger action (in and up) and who knows? You may drown.
