Paternity Suit

Actually, this anonymous rumor mongerer was pathetically behind the times. “Rumor has it,” he confided, “that Joan is pregnant and perhaps the child is not hers [sic] and perhaps the child is a race other than her husband’s!” But Esposito’s pregnancy had been reported in the local press back on March 19. And five days later a local radio personality had mongered the rumor all over town.

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Jobo: It’s the Eddie and JoBo Show, it’s Confession Wednesday. Went to the Bulls game last night. Watched the Bulls beat the Minnesota Timberwolves. Had a chance to do a little chat, Karen, with a couple of the Bulls before the game last night. Ah, well I’ll tell you what, I’ll tell you the rumor that’s floating around and what I was told by a couple of the Bulls in just a second, but before we do that, let’s go to line 2, hello are you there?

Karen [Hand]: Okay.

Jobo: You know what, I know the Bulls tastes in women, Karen, and I’m not going to say you’re not an appetizing woman, I’m just going to say, you might not have the right stuff for Da’ Bulls. But stop and think about this folks. This could be the story of the century.

Hello?

. . . We’ve had a Bulls rumor that’s going around. We’re just on top of it, baby.