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My summer camp with the bucks ended with a cut; a broken malt liquor outside my bedroom window. While proper citizens debate “whether Rogers Park . . .” DUH CROWES gather on the nearby corners or doorways driving YUPPIES inside to cringe behind Levolored windows while LIBERALS offer up their children to hero worship and peer domination [Neighborhood News, August 20]. We witness DA CHUMPS turn out to turn over the parks and the streets–to cheer their final sacrifice. Hey Joe, you got kids? Where are they?

“White guys can’t jump” he mumbled as he shuffled down the sidewalk. . . . The old Jewish guy wants the Guardian Angels to walk him to the Jewel; well he doesn’t have to worry anymore, they closed the store. There are more apartment-rental offices than video stores or bars . . . and you don’t think something’s up, Joe?