All that talk about Mayor Daley coveting the governor’s office is a lot of hooey. Daley has much bigger plans: a complete takeover of the federal government, with himself as president and the City Council replacing Congress.
Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites »
This time, performer Eartha Kitt was the catalyst for unmasking Daley’s scheme. The council honored Kitt with a resolution, and after the laudatory speeches, she spoke:
Kitt leaned toward Daley. “I also kind of feel that since I’ve known his father very well,” she purred, “that we can talk when we get past all the rhetoric. Then we’ll have something more serious to talk about.” Daley’s blush grew deep enough to give him the bends, and he cast his eyes up at the ceiling–or was it heaven?
You heard it here first.
Moore’s ordinance would have required an accounting of the defendants’ legal fees, about $6 million so far. Burke smiled as the clerk read the roll call defeating Moore 24-16.
