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Well this has me all fired up NOT this group is so boring I might as well throw myself off a cliff, that is except for the fact that there would probably be a conspiracy to catch me at the bottom, keeping me alive but paralyzed from the neck down. Come to think of it even if I did succeed I’d still be dead which I’d imagine is sort of boredom/doing nothing for eternity or assuming that religion isn’t a brainwashing process controlled by an elite board of medieval business interests, I’d end up either in heaven with a genderless choir singing the praises of the guy who was responsible for my misery on earth. Or, bonus prize, I’d end up in hell being forced to listen to Barry Manilow records by a diminutive devil called Futumch and his moron sidekick Orgo. Now I’m not sure why I’m posting this as it will probably spark off a big bunch of antipathy from everyone who isn’t interested in the post. Hohumm.
From: genepool@netcom.com (Jim Michael)
Not only am I confident that we never walked on the moon, but I think it’s a crock that NASA passes its research off as useful in any form whatsoever.
(Nemesis) scribbles in crayon:
Disagree on both counts. Nobody gives a shit about the Contract With America because of three reasons:
