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Pastrami and peppers. Lotsa peppers. You? OK, make it two.
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You really want this job? Yeah? OK, here’s, lemme see, four quarters. Take ’em. You ever played Tetris? Good. What you’re gonna do is you’re gonna play that Tetris game inna corner over there. You get to round, lessee, I got, what, a dime, a nickel, and four pennies left, to round 19 and you got the job. No, I’m not kiddin’. But you gotta start at the “Difficult” level. No sense fartin’ around, eh?
Now you’re at level 12 and you’re down to two quarters. You fucked up twice, but you got to keep playin’, ’cause you slipped them quarters in before anybody noticed. That’s what you gotta do. Cover up and do it fast. Might even give yourself a little breather, if you do it right, all that shit don’t come at you so fast for a while. Like with here. Lesson four.
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