All Summer Long
There were moments while reading this unremittingly awful novel that I just wanted to close the book, turn my face to the wall, and die.
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All Summer Long was said to be the coveted novel that Bob extracted out of Doubleday, his pound of flesh in return for Hang Time, the highly lucrative kissy-face to Michael Jordan. The two years that passed before paperback publication, plus the novel’s devolving to the inferior St. Martin’s Press, point to its vanity press nature. As do the blurbs from publications such as the Cape Cod Times, the Flint Journal, and the Muskogee Phoenix and Times Democrat.
Falsity sprouts on every page. The wives of both friends have obligatory little scenes where they give their blessing to Bob/Ben. One wife, with two small children, says, “I think it’s important that he gets out for a while and sees some things. . . . I want him to have this summer.” The other says, “Ronnie works hard. Ronnie deserves to relax.” Bob’s ersatz women are fake in a way seldom seen outside pornography, but then again, so are his men. In fact, the book has only one character–Bob Greene–given different aliases and manners, but all reflecting back, hideously, to the same pulsing pathology.
Read it at your own peril.
